The definition of a hillbilly is someone who can solve their own problems. A rich person’s car breaks down, they don’t know how to fix it. They rely on their money to get other people to solve their problems. A hillbilly has a problem, he figures out a way to solve it.

Mason Snyder,

  • IQ of 180
  • drives (and keeps in repair) a 33-year-old automobile
  • likes to set things on fire
  • shoots and eats rabbits, squirrels, and turtles
  • self-proclaimed hillbilly
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