The definition of a hillbilly is someone who can solve their own problems. A rich person’s car breaks down, they don’t know how to fix it. They rely on their money to get other people to solve their problems. A hillbilly has a problem, he figures out a way to solve it.
- IQ of 180
- drives (and keeps in repair) a 33-year-old automobile
- likes to set things on fire
- shoots and eats rabbits, squirrels, and turtles
- self-proclaimed hillbilly